March 2012
- mom: you're beautiful
- grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
- mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
- friends: you're so pretty
- boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
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2:45
During a Period
- Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
- Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me: why can I not have a penis.
When People Think I'm Quiet & Innocent ..
You Just Dont Know …


