April 2012
lawlzagna:
MEXICAN AND BLACK JOKES ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME ONCE YOU HEARD JUAN YOU’VE HEARD JAMAL.
when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
me: i guess you always drool all over your boyfriend in front of room 7-229?
me: do any of you fucks know how to walk?
me: guess not
penguinsinmypants:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but get in my van
cause i have candy
When my teacher says "You should know how to do...
iamsirsamalot:
I don’t even know what today’s date is…
catholicnun:
exsqueeze me?
cinna: I SET FIRE
cinna: TO YOUR DRESS
katniss: oh god no
cinna: THE CAPITOL WAS SO IMPRESSED
katniss: not you too
cinna: AND WHEN YOU BURNED WELL I SMILED
katniss: no cinna
cinna: CAUSE THE GAMEMAKERS SAID YOU WERE THE BEST
katniss: cinna no
cinna: THE BESSSTTTT