May 2012
h0odrich:
young money
old money
fast money
slow money
-Lil Seuss
nova-force:
Rap game Elmo cause I make your kids tickle me,
I was arrested for this shit on a street called Sesame
fuckbangovers:
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
This picture could be used for so much →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
You’re in love after only two weeks
You got 11 people to like your status on facebook
You knew of David Karp before he founded Tumblr
You wear upside-down crosses and triangles with eyes in them
You only live once
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating? Me: Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i’m right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
When people stop in the middle of a crowded...
apantlessblogger:
satan: let there be crocs
